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Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
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The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.
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There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are...
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I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
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Critics I love every bone in their heads.
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Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
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The greatest discoveries have come from people who have looked at a standard situation...
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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
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A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
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The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough...