Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #14289
Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
Quote #3425
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that,...
Quote #24441
Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn’t matter. I’m not...
Quote #20405
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is...
Quote #16160
The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do...
Quote #29176
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad...
Quote #34326
Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down,...
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #19442
The hand that rocks the cradleIs the hand that rules the world.