Quote #32716
Luck happens when oppurtunity encounters the prepared mind.
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All sects are different, because they come from men morality is everywhere the same,...
Quote #26974
Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #16827
The years teach much which the days never knew.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #19387
You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of...
Quote #6308
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Quote #32127
The awareness of the ambiguity of one’s highest achievements (as well as one’s deepest...
Quote #34546
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...