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Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
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Four snakes gliding up and down a hollow for no purpose that I could...
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Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #14297
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world...
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Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
Quote #3997
Don?t go chasin? waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you?re...
Quote #29438
The art of drawing conclusions from experiments and observations consists in evaluating probabilities and...
Quote #33031
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive,...
Quote #11006
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right...