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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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You learn to speak by speaking, to study by studying, to run by running,...
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David I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band...
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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning anf a...
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Ed Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 – 50 chance of living, though...
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
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If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...