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Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
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Considering how dangerous everything is, nothing is really very frightening.
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #11627
Brutality creates respect.