Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #594
Hope is a thing with feathers That perches in the soul, And sings the...
Quote #3307
When you have no basis of argument, abuse the plaintiff.
Quote #7240
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #26369
It’s tough watching a good idea lose because its backers are less eloquent or...
Quote #11492
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
Quote #25453
Miracles happen to those who believe in them.
Quote #11467
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
Quote #14575
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
Quote #27127
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.