Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #3218
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Quote #2198
There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the...
Quote #34326
Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down,...
Quote #13801
Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.
Quote #15044
False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true...
Quote #27873
For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead...
Quote #12519
Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
Quote #6836
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them...
Quote #15187
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...