Quote #8309
Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
Quote #28783
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Quote #2242
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Quote #12542
All created things are impermanent. Strive on with diligence.
Quote #9251
Of one thing I am certain, the body is not the measure of healing...
Quote #9050
I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.
Quote #31793
Learn to say no. It will be of more use to you than to...
Quote #28279
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #34344
Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...