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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made...
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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
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Wake up with one mind, my friends, and kindle the fire, you many who...
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Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep...
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I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
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An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who...
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...
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Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs...
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The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides....