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Facts are stubborn things and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the...
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There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
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I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change...
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.