Quote #647
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Quote #31179
Every man dies. Not every man lives.
Quote #34565
The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated...
Quote #15739
In forming a judgment, lay your hearts void of foretaken opinions; else, whatsoever is...
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #23370
The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to ‘keep and bear...
Quote #2126
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
Quote #19996
There are two sorts of curiosity — the momentary and the permanent. The momentary...
Quote #8793
Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.