Quote #329
It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.
Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #29231
If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #26508
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #7995
It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the...
Quote #9570
There shall be no compulsion in religion.
Quote #2666
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...
Quote #13935
Someday is not a day of the week.
Quote #10580
To sit in the shade on a fine day, and look upon verdure is...