Quote #30142
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close...
Quote #16542
Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and...
Quote #17311
Reason is God’s crowning gift to man.
Quote #29201
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #13811
He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves.
Quote #25021
It was from an old friend who . thought he was dying. Anyway, he...
Quote #32616
Love truth but pardon error.
Quote #23213
Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations entangling alliances with none.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7040
Safeguard the health both of body and soul.