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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
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There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying...
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Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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ife does not require us to make good it asks only that we give...
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Whenever I hear people talking about “liberal ideas,” I am always astounded that men...
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
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The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers...
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This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power.
Quote #30437
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.