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It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
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The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but...
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One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful...
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Merrill One time, I was at this party… and I was sitting on the...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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The affections are like lightning; You cannot tell where they will strike till they...
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The art of living is more like that of wrestling than of dancing the...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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It is not a lucky word, this name “impossible”; no good comes of those...
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Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where...