Quote #33849
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #11743
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.”
Quote #15903
He who is always his own counselor will often have a fool for his...
Quote #17778
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
Quote #6759
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things...
Quote #10764
Perhaps you do not understand me because you do not love me.
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #30958
One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down.
Quote #3238
I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.