Quote #33133
You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.
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E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #30858
No need to teach an eagle to fly.
Quote #20043
He who lives in solitude may make his own laws.
Quote #17515
The superior man is satisfied and composed the mean man is always full of...
Quote #15300
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #12122
Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction...
Quote #25327
What plays the mischief with the truth is that men will insist upon the...
Quote #10342
There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to...