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What is it about genus arboretum that socks us in the figurative solar plexus...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the...
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He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
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That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
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To be great is to be misunderstood.
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The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
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I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It...
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Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.
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In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the...