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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
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The affluence of the rich excites the indignation of the poor, who are often...
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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
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Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask...
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I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
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Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a...
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The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...
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What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end...
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Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.