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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine,...
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
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Man is asked to make of himself what he is supposed to become to...
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Power never takes a back step – only in the face of more power.
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Every sale has five basic obstacles no need, no money, no hurry, no desire,...
Quote #13760
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #30660
If you don’t make your dreams a reality, reality will take away your dreams.
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What I must do is all that concerns me. This rule, equally arduous in...
Quote #17189
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If...