Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #9064
The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from...
Quote #9782
Trade-offs have been with us ever since the late unpleasantness in the Garden of...
Quote #24153
If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...
Quote #14523
I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he...
Quote #14785
The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our...
Quote #28329
Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.
Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #6783
Free advice is worth the price.