Quote #21028
The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle’s own...
Quote #1914
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...
Quote #20842
This above all TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE. And it must follow as...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #21855
A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that...
Quote #31248
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #1324
Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now,...
Quote #6020
If a thing goes without saying — let it.
Quote #2708
Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
Quote #1282
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.