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The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #9170
Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not...
Quote #34256
Virtue extends our days he live two lives who relives his past with pleasure.
Quote #13524
Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
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Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in...
Quote #26123
You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time all else...
Quote #24840
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword...
Quote #19137
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...