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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #24903
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Quote #8853
Trying is the first step towards failure.
Quote #20942
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
Quote #21915
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
Quote #8199
He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped...
Quote #2038
A cult is a religion with no political power
Quote #4108
One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence...
Quote #8047
Desire makes everything blossom; possession makes everything wither and fade.
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.