Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #33716
I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue he approaches nearest to...
Quote #24449
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
Quote #22797
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Quote #25138
A good man does not spy around for the black spots in others, but...
Quote #34058
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
Quote #9178
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I...
Quote #81
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Quote #11882
The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a...
Quote #1389
The report of my death was an exaggeration.