Quote #23284
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
Quote #30571
He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself...
Quote #27623
Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #34124
No matter how old you are, there’s always something good to look forward to.
Quote #10679
I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size.
Quote #16530
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.
Quote #3184
It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we admire...
Quote #8737
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Quote #2294
Gifts are like hooks.