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There are some people, you know, they think the way to be a big...
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The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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Greatness consists in trying to be great. There is no other way.
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Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.