Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #4410
The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.
Quote #12367
No country can be described as free- but each has different degrees of bondage.
Quote #3111
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even...
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #8436
Beware of the fury of the patient man.
Quote #2841
Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Quote #16665
I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I...
Quote #5661
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Quote #32681
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...