Quote #25821
Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #23567
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #26392
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
Quote #28090
You can’t have a light without a dark to stick it in.
Quote #5143
Well may we say God save the Queen, because nothing will save the Governor-General.
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There is an art of which every man should be a master the art...
Quote #495
The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
Quote #20154
Anyone who isn’t confused really doesn’t understand the situation.
Quote #16405
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #31434
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...