Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
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About the rhinoceros Here is an animal with a hide two feet think and...
Quote #31850
Silent gratitude isn’t very much use to anyone.
Quote #20099
Travellers from afar can lie with impunity.
Quote #31530
To take the measure of oneself by reference to one’s colleagues leads to envy...
Quote #26516
I’ve learned that you can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of...
Quote #23664
Ring Announcer What’s your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That’s it...
Quote #2380
Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
Quote #20843
I wish you all the joy you can wish.
Quote #29476
Ideas are the beginning of all achievement.