Quote #26122
The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in...
Quote #23603
There is nothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for...
Quote #19002
You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your...
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #15214
Must be out-of-doors enough to get experience of wholesome reality, as a ballast to...
Quote #13790
This is the true joy in life — being used for a purpose recognized...
Quote #16778
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #18288
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #23871
The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes...