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Never trust the artist. Trust the tale.
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Don’t ask silly questions if you don’t want foolish answers.
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‘Bury me on my face,’ said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he...
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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What one fool can do, another can.
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Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting.