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Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch....
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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This will remain the land of the free only so long as it is...
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Many people chase after success. Others pursue money. But I think the happiest people...
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Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.
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Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly.
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In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
Quote #34783
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in...