Quote #2609
Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines...
Quote #1520
The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
Quote #2495
A billion here, a billion there – pretty soon it adds up to real...
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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #891
To stand up — or be setup?
Quote #24034
To believe in one’s dreams is to spend all of one’s life asleep.
Quote #3885
Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on...
Quote #9729
When two persons are together, two of them must no whisper to each other,...
Quote #21891
Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...