Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #20935
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #490
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
Quote #9180
Sleep, those little slices of death, how I loathe them.
Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #29975
…the basic delusion that men may be governed and yet be free.
Quote #28725
The past is a guide post, not a hitching post.
Quote #32691
All my life I wanted to be someone I guess I should have been...
Quote #6124
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
Quote #4148
You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself,...