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Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for...
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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What you are shouts so loud in my ears I cannot hear what you...
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I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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A politician is like quicksilver if you try to put your finger on him,...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which, taken at the flood,...
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If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon...
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There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because...