Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #24057
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
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The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no...
Quote #2348
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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The pleasure of all reading is doubled when one lives with another who shares...
Quote #22571
A decent boldness ever meets with friends.
Quote #29959
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia–to...
Quote #4818
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Quote #11647
The power to tax, once conceded, has no limits; it contains until it destroys.