Quote #30952
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
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I could never think well of a man’s intellectual or moral character, if he...
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I believe that uncertainty is rally my spirit’s way of whispering, I’m in flux....
Quote #14910
Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind.
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You can never step into the same river for new waters are always flowing...
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It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if...
Quote #11279
All pleasures contain an element of sadness.
Quote #17294
Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness.