Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #27833
The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
Quote #29620
Our deeds disguise us. People need endless time to try on their deeds, until...
Quote #27296
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
Quote #21095
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
Quote #27620
We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a...
Quote #31287
Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #13148
God gave us memories that we might have roses in December.
Quote #18512
Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many not on your...