Quote #25204
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #15986
Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing.
Quote #3350
I am into parallel monogamy.
Quote #33600
It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into...
Quote #6807
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Quote #19948
Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense.
Quote #28376
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
Quote #33069
The world must be made safe for democracy.
Quote #13948
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
Quote #11872
Some men are born posthumously.