Quote #6573
Eduaction is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to...
Quote #2157
#3530. That which does not appear to exist is to be regarded as if...
Quote #22745
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s...
Quote #22977
In the dark colony of night, when I consider man’s magnificent capacity for malice,...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #7148
Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the...
Quote #14300
There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out.
Quote #15759
Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy.
Quote #23511
I wouldn’t trust Nixon from here to that phone.