Quote #17848
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate when...
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #18447
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #4146
There is a strength in the union even of very sorry men.
Quote #1742
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a...
Quote #14810
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #23856
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #7719
Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the...