Quote #11556
As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not...
Quote #31169
What people CAN do is very different from what they WILL do.
Quote #18331
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #34392
That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
Quote #20799
Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....
Quote #29458
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
Quote #26698
It’s off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.
Quote #13189
To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.
Quote #14737
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that...