Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #12845
I confess I do not know why, but looking at the stars always makes...
Quote #8779
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in...
Quote #2146
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
Quote #9911
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #26454
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #29714
If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift...
Quote #20017
Live neither in the past nor in the future, but let each day’s work...
Quote #11664
We believe that all men are created equal because they are created in the...
Quote #4372
Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.