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Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I still find each day to short for all the thoughts I want to...
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
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For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these ‘It...
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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It is impossible to live without brains, either one’s own or borrowed.
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To keep the body in good health is a duty. . . otherwise we...
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We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud...