Quote #5119
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
Quote #34015
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #10200
There are many in the world dying for a piece of bread, but there...
Quote #9482
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #17772
Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, —...
Quote #27537
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #3232
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his...
Quote #1770
Understand that legal and illegal are political, and often arbitrary, categorizations; use and abuse...
Quote #32507
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...