Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #302
Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.
Quote #27189
It could be that our faithlessness is a cowering cowardice born of our very...
Quote #26988
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
Quote #3773
Experience consists of experiencing that which one does not wish to experience
Quote #18512
Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many not on your...
Quote #8836
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to...
Quote #10308
There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can...
Quote #9897
We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
Quote #9577
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...