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When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
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In war, you win or lose, live or die – and the difference is...
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #22613
It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go,...
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It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
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I have glorified thee on the earth I have finished the work which thou...
Quote #19564
He who knows enough is enough will always have enough.
Quote #32782
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Quote #428
When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...