Quote #622
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
Quote #30940
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...
Quote #13837
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Quote #13221
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
Quote #27687
America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth.
Quote #21207
Some books are to be tasted, others swallowed, and some few to be chewed...
Quote #11153
A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor.
Quote #784
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Quote #10679
I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size.
Quote #3786
And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks...